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Chapter 13
One-Eyed Wonders
Every
movie link in The Smoking Gun books springs from the premise that Mark Fuhrman
killed Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson, that he framed O.J. for fame, money and power, and
got his ideas from movies. For all of
those things to be true the rules that govern what constitutes a relevant movie link to
Fuhrman have to be strict, exclusive and well defined. You cant make up rules as you
go along to fit the theory. You have to find rules that test it. You have to take what you
think you know and see if what you discover afterwards fills the gaps or kills the
theory. Any theory
is what the theorist imagines to be true. Its speculation and extrapolation, two
intellectual exercises that often lead to verisimilitudes rather than truth. A
verisimilitude is an appearance of truth, an illusion, a believable misrepresentation of
reality. An illusion presented as magic is a verisimilitude. Believable fiction presented
as a true story in any form like a diary or a documentary is a verisimilitude. Therefore a
valid theory cant be pure speculation. It has to be based on evidence and the
evidence has to connect in a predictable way. Murder
in Greenwich is packed with verisimilitudes. You are told in the trailer that
its based on the shocking true story of the murder of Martha Moxley and the
man determined to find her killer
Hi, Im Mark Fuhrman. But
the movie makes significant departures from Fuhrmans book and from transcripts of
the accused killers murder trial. According
to my theory, I The test
of my one-eyed jack sub-theory was how the evidence in Murder in Greenwich matched
it and how it connected to the evidence I collected on Fuhrman that inspired the overall
theory. Suppose
you are looking for a mechanic to fix your British sports car. A friend recommends Joe
Park on the corner of Front Street and BS Blvd. He tells you that Park is a great mechanic
but you might have trouble with his foreign accent. You go to the intersection and see a
garage with a sign above the door that says Joe Park, Auto Mechanic. A black man in
coveralls with a Joe Park nametag tells you in a heavy Cockney accent that he knows the
problem and that your car will be ready in two days. You walk out with the theory that you
dealt with Joe Park. Based on the evidence you have you predict that he will fix your car
in two days. Several
things could happen when you go back to the garage: The man you spoke with could return
your car fully repaired. He could tell you to come back in two weeks. He could
fix something that wasnt broken and leave you with the same problem and
a big bill. An Asian guy with a Joe Park nametag on his coveralls could tell you in a
Korean accent that he is Joe Park. He could say he was on vacation when you brought your
car in, the shop was closed and he knows nothing about your car. The point
is this; evidence leading you to believe something is true might take you anywhere. You
can guess where you are going to end up by following it but you wont know until you
get there or until you end up somewhere else. The first order of business in formulating
rules to test a theory is therefore to minimize the possibility that the evidence you use
and the way you use it can take you anywhere other than to the truth. As Fuhrman
points My Castle
Keep link between Lancaster and Fuhrman was weakened by the fact that Lancaster was a
major, not a colonel. In the US Army and Marines there are two ranks of colonel. A
lieutenant colonel wears a silver oak leaf insignia. A full bird colonel wears
a silver eagle. In the Night
Gallerys A Question of Fear, Leslie Nielson is a one-eyed retired
colonel who accepts a bet from a man named Mazi that requires him to stay overnight in a
hunted house. He searches the house with a flashlight. A cobweb nearly hits him in the
face before he destroys it. He gets blood on his hand and encounters ghosts. The leather
glove is in the next Night Gallery story on the hands of a Nazi general with an
eagle on his cap. He takes them off to have supper with Count Dracula. You will find
several of these elements in The Ninth Configuration and all of them in
Fuhrmans story of fining the Rockingham glove. I followed
bird links to Sergeant Rutledge with Billie Burk as Cordeilia Fosgate, the wife of
the presiding colonel in Sgt. Braxton Rutledges court martial. Billie Fuhrman was
Mark Fuhrmans mother. I suspected that The Wizard of OZ was special to
Fuhrman because of Billie Burk, the dead womans shoes and the people Dorothy killed.
Billie Burk is Glenda the Good Witch of the North in OZ who put the ruby slippers of the
first dead witch on Dorothys feet and told her how to use them to get back to her
Aunt Emilys farm in Kansas. Fuhrmans description of his home in Idaho where he
raises horses, sheep and goats sounds like a ranch. He calls it a farm. In Sergeant
Rutledge, Billie Burk is a witness in the trial of a Buffalo Soldier accused of
murdering a white teenage girl and her father in Fort Lenten Arizona. O.J. broke NFL
rushing records with the Buffalo Bills. I
wasnt looking for a Dr. Henry
Lee noticed something on one of the lenses that looked like a fingerprint in blood. He was
not allowed to examine it closely. When a photo of the glasses was taken the lens was
missing. No one ever found the missing lens
or explained what happened to it. The only other people who claimed to have seen a
fingerprint in blood on the Bundy murder scene were Mark Fuhrman and his partner Brad
Roberts. Roberts did not testify in court. Neither of them made sure that a photo was
taken. When you
follow a suspected link from something in Fuhrmans history to a movie or from
something in a movie to another movie you expect some things to match up. The idea is to
look for other things you didnt expect. If you find enough of them in the right
configuration you know youve made a positive connection. Fore instance: Burt
Lancasters role in Castle Keep had to be closely related to leather gloves or
a distinctive shoeprint to mean anything. He wears leather gloves and he finds a
distinctive shoeprint. The suspected link has tested positive. Lancaster
is the Army general in The Cassandra Crossing with O.J. as an Interpol agent posing
as a priest. He is the Pentagons Chairman of the Joint Chiefs in Seven Days in
May, an Air Force general who plots to overthrow the United States government. Kirk
Douglas is a Marine Crops colonel in the Pentagon who discovers the plot and foils it. In The
Vikings Douglas loses an eye to a falcon. In Ulysses, Douglas is the
title character whose Trojan horse ploy was the key to opening the gates of Troy for Greek
victory over the Trojans. On his way home to his wife Penelope before he succumbs
to the spell of a witch, his men are turned into pigs, his ship is wrecked and ghosts tell
him how they died. Ulysses
learns Burt
Lancaster is U.S. Army Maj. Falconer in Castle Keep. World War II is in its final
days and Falconer with seven solders is billeting in a Belgian castle. Falconer finds a
boot print in the snow. He identifies the boot that made it as a German soldiers
because American military boots do not have hobnails. The only place you will find nails
in a boot is in the heel. My own military experience left me with no doubt that someone
with military training made the heel print in Fuhrmans pointing finger photo. During
O.J.s civil trial I concluded that only Nazi memorabilia collector Mark Fuhrman
could have made the heel print. I
didnt see Castle Keep until 2001. I knew Peter Falk was in it and I was
interested in him because of his role as Columbo in the TV series and because he
was a killer in Murder Inc. with May Britt. I looked up other movies he was
involved in and singled out Castle Keep because of what Fuhrman wrote about The
Magic Castle in Murder in Brentwood. Murder in Greenwich wasnt even mentioned
as a possible movie at the time and I had no interest in reading the book until the movie
trailers appeared on TV in late October or early November 2002. I was focusing on how Murder
in Brentwood and
other things that Fuhrman wrote, said or did related to something similar in the movies. Fuhrman did not The one-eye link I followed to Castle
Keep was Peter Falk. He has a glass eye. May Britt who appeared with Falk in Murder
Inc., was married to the black singer, musician, impressionist, actor, tap-dancer
Sammy Davis Jr. who lost an eye in a car wreck. Go back to my auto mechanic story.
I conceived it and inserted it where I did because I needed a neutral example of what you
have to do to test any theory. In retrospect I can see where the elements that made it up
came from. You can do the same thing with the Murder in Brentwood book and the Murder
in Greenwich movie for the same reasons. When you reach for one thing in your mind
everything you associated with it clings to it to some extent. You have to shake off the
associations to draw out the pure elements but you cant shake off
everything. Some associations are as strong as the thing itself and you recall them, too.
If they are stronger you recall them instead and group them accordingly. If you had asked me where my
mechanic story came from I would have told you that I imagined it. I would have told you
that I had no special reason for picking a British sports car and I didnt specify
the repair because it was irrelevant. I would have told you that I picked a black man as
the person representing himself as Joe Park because I needed a man for the alternate
scenario I had in mind who was obviously not Korean. I also needed someone who spoke with
a foreign accent that most Americans recognize but have difficulty understanding. If you
take the story apart having read everything that followed and factor in the one-sentence
paragraph that preceded it, you will get better explanations for my specific
choices than I thought I had when I made them. Mechanic is another In a 1960 Emmy Award-winning
episode of General Electric Theater called The Patsy, Sammy Davis Jr.
is Pvt. Johnson, a mentally retarded man who was accidentally drafted into the Army during
the Korean War. Johnson is the patsy for a practical joker who pretends to be his friend
for the exclusive purpose of making fun of him. The jokesters last practical joke
backfires when he drops a dummy pineapple grenade expecting the patsy to run
in terror. Instead, Johnson pounces on the grenade to save his buddys life. I
dont think anyone who saw that show ever forgot it. You see what this has to do with Murder
in Greenwich when you see in rapid succession a pine tree, an apple and Caroline pulling the
ring in her ear when she says,
Youre going to be an electrician. Twenty-eight seconds later you
see the photo of Fuhrman shaking hands with Nixon. Sammy Davis Jr. was a JFK. supporter
during his Camelot administration. He was a member of the Rat
Pack, along with Frank Sinatra, who starred in The Manchurian Candidate and Robin
and His Seven Hoods with Peter Falk and Peter Lawford. Peter Lawford was Robert and
Ethel Kennedys brother-in-law. And maybe you forgot that Roberts wife Ethel
was a Skakel. In Salt and Pepper Peter Lawford and Sammy Davis Jr. are partners in
a London nightclub. During the 1972 Presidential Archie Bunker is the head of the
Bunker household. His wifes name is Edith. His adult, live-in daughter is Gloria.
His ultra liberal live-in son-in-law is Michael. Archie calls Edith dingbat.
He calls Michael meathead. He calls Jews hebs, and Hispanics
spics. In casual conversation he calls black people jungle
bunnies. When he wants to be polite or put down another ethnic group in comparison
to black people he says, the coloreds. He is a strong conservative Nixon man. The show was controversial, not
only because of Archies use of ethnic slurs but because many Americans didnt
get the joke on Archie. They liked him because he said what they thought. They got the
jokes on Edith, Gloria and Michael. They thought that what he said about blacks, Jews,
Hispanics and gays was true. They never considered the source
. Remember Kim Hunter in Witch
Hunt? Remember where Phil Lovecraft tells her that his favorite part of a movie he saw
her in is where the fat plumber comes in? Harpo Marx emerging from the suds is only half
of the joke. To get everything you have to know about the fat plumber in Bell,
Book, and Candle with Kim Novak as Gillian the barefoot witch. Jimmy Stewart is Shepherd Henderson
who has broken Gillians love spell on him. She tells him that she is going to take
it out on his former fiancé Merle. She says she is going to make her travel. The
plumber is a generic reference to the next stranger Merle sees when
Gillians spell takes affect, the mailman, the plumber, the window washer. Gillian tells Shepherd that
she will make Merle fall for him. Merle is a rich, cruel, gorgeous snob with expensive
tastes. She has a great eye for abstract art. Shes in her early 30s, lives on an
upper floor of a swank Manhattan apartment building and has a maid named Betty. Janice Rule as Merle Look again at Gillians
mailman, plumber, window washer sequence of possible love objects for Merle,
then at the exterminator. With his jacket, his bug spry dispenser under his forearm
hanging by a strap over his shoulder and his hand on the nozzle, he looks like a composite
of all three. Note the big window behind Shepherd and Merle. Gillians spell
doesnt work because she has lost her powers. You see the tear in her eye that tells
you what happened. You see an overhead view of people on the street. You see Elsa
Lanchester as Gillians Aunt Queenie with a consoling hand on her shoulder as she
sits before a mirror on her bedroom dresser crying over her lost love and lost powers.
Expanding that scene to six minutes
you get an overhead view of people on the murder scene, barking dogs and a kitchen sink
faucet. A friend of Dorothy Moxley consoles the weeping woman with a hand on her shoulder.
Dorothy tells Det. Carroll that she was upstairs painting when she heard raised voices and
dogs barking. You see her painting the vertical edge of a widow sill and quick shots of
barking dogs. One of the barking dogs is her dog Max, a German shepherd. Another thing you get in those The Resurrected with Chris Sarandon as Dr. Ash has
a man with one bad eye and a blonde woman who does the same things in a private eyes
office that Rob Mathers does in Murder in Greenwich. The scene even begins the same
way with a shot of skyscrapers on a waterfront. The Rosary Murders links all In Murder in Brentwood Mark
Fuhrman sounds like Father Koesler (page 130) as he describes finding a killer but being
unable to tell what he knows because of a sacred oath. He writes, My
word to suspects, informants, and citizens has got to be held as sacred as the oath I took
when I became a policeman. This comes three pages after he talks about investigating
the death of a black Los Vegas man in 1995 whose hammer-bludgeoned body was put in a car
trunk and dumped in an alley in LA. You will see these elements in a 1994 one-eye Robocop
link. That fiction story takes place in Detroit. Fuhrman makes the end of the
real story in his 1997 book sound as though he is at a wake in Los Vegas. Father Koesler becomes a detective
when a man confesses that he is the killer. Koesler cannot break the seal of confession so
he has to find the pattern that will let him tell the cops who the next victim will be. He
finds it in childrens drawing of the Ten Commandments. Josef Sommer is a killer cop
in Witness with Kelly McGillis. In Chances Are, he is the judge that Louie
captures on camera taking a bribe from a mobster. Here, hes a good cop. He tells
Koesler in a Greek Town restaurant named Pegasus, The rosarys are just to let
us know that he is making a puzzle like guessing a word with some of the letters
missing. In Greek Mythology the winged horse
Pegasus sprang from the blood of a Gorgon with snakes for hair when a hero, led to her by
three women with one eye between them, used his shield as a mirror to decapitate her.
Looking at her directly would have turned him to stone. If the Bundy murders were a movie
in progress you would know early on that it will have puzzles but it wont be a
mystery. You see a beautiful blonde (Medusa had a beautiful face) sitting before a mirror
with a swollen eye. You see her in sunglasses with a crucifix around her neck. Her
ex-husband has a history of battering. You get photos, 911 tapes and a story about him
pulling her hair. You see a tall, handsome, brilliant hero with a shiny gold shield and
enough flaws to make him human. Now you know who the murder victim is going to be and
you know who is going to make the observations no one else makes and ask the right people
the right questions nobody else thought to ask. You know who is going to find the evidence
everyone else missed to make the big arrest. In Jack the Ripper
(88), the police commissioner believes that a special lens might capture the image
of the killer in the victims eyes if she were looking at him when she died. In Robocop:
The Series, Robocop retrieves the killers image from one eye. In Murder in
Brentwood, Mark Fuhrman says, In her final seconds of life Nicole looks into her
murderers eyes. In Murder in Greenwich Fuhrman names Jack the Ripper
seconds before the camera zooms in on a murder suspects eye. Murderous Vision (91) begins Youre not going to see Ann
Skakel dying in bed with rosary beads in her hand or Fuhrmans puzzles with some of
the letters missing for another few chapters but when you see them you will recall this
chapter. Do you think you should see more
one-eyed wonders? You will.
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